We've just finished up the first quarter (year number two) and I've got 2 good student quotes to share. They were several weeks apart, but both came from the same class period (different students).
Quote 1
Student: "What is Bluetooth?"
Me to class: "Does anyone know what Bluetooth is?"
Student: "It sounds like bad dental work."
Quote 2
Student 1: "Hey Ben, are you afraid of heights?"
Ben: "No... Why?"
Student 2: "Because your fly is."