Thursday, January 31, 2008

Sheba on Drugs

Are you writing a paper for your Masters degree?
Cramming for a test?
Stressed about work or life in general?
Just need a break?

Well I've got the perfect stress-breaker for you.

Ingredients:

One naturally silly cat.


One ginormous container of cat nip.


Directions:

1. Give cat a liberal pinch of cat nip.

2. Sit back and enjoy.



Warning: Use care, especially during dry times of the year. Static electricity may develop. Cat fur may take on an unsightly appearance, similar to mange. Cat may snap-crackle-and-pop while walking around. You may receive a slight shock if the cat rubs against you.