Cramming for a test?
Stressed about work or life in general?
Just need a break?
Well I've got the perfect stress-breaker for you.
Ingredients:
One naturally silly cat.
One ginormous container of cat nip.
Directions:
1. Give cat a liberal pinch of cat nip.
2. Sit back and enjoy.
Warning: Use care, especially during dry times of the year. Static electricity may develop. Cat fur may take on an unsightly appearance, similar to mange. Cat may snap-crackle-and-pop while walking around. You may receive a slight shock if the cat rubs against you.